If you were a Transformer, what would you transform into?

Either a Lexus LFA.... the deluxe model.... a shiney red one. Mmmm.


Actually, probably more likely a Suzuki (Sierra) Jeep, beaten up and well used, but reliable like my parents old one used to be.

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Given the option of consuming a bowl of liver flavoured ice cream twice a month for a year, and not wearing pants\shorts\skirts\et cetera for a year, which would you choose and why?

Going pantsless for a year. Hands down.Liver is disgusting. =3

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What was your favorite Saturday morning cartoon?

Astro Boy... before I realised what it was. Second was Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles. =3

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What are you procrastinating right now?

Answering this question. Because it's my weekend, there are a lot of things I -could- be doing, but nothing that I -should- be doing and am putting off. XD

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What's the one thing you want to do most in the world right now?

Change my job and live with someone. I'm torn between the two... my current job is sucking immensely, but more then anything I really need RL cuddles so having someone with me who can give me cuddles in an instant would be awesome. I lead a sad, sad life. :/

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Do you feel your dreams represent anything?

I believe that most times dreams represent your inner desires and conflicts often relating to one another. Whether you understand it or not the mind has higher functions that society says we shouldn't be able to access, but at night in our dreams those barriers come down and our minds work harder and faster on all our day time problems in order to solve them. The only way "it" can communicate that back to us is in vivid pictures of scenarios... dreams. Whether you choose to remember them, or believe them, is completely up to you.

That said, I also believe in dream demons who come along and just plain fuck that shit up so you wake going "unholymotherofallwhathehellwasthat?"

Or at least I do.

That's why my business is named "Weird Dreams Ink". =D

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What is your worst 'sin' i.e Gluttony, Sloth, Pride etc.?

Gluttony, Sloth, Pride, Envy, Lust, Greed.... Wrath, probably Wrath. I regularly indulge in the first six on an almost daily basis. But Wrath is the hardest one for me to get over. It takes a LOT to get me angry, and there are only a handful of occasions that I have ever been Wrathful. But if you ever cross me enough, I lose myself to Wrath.

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If you were rich, would you come visit me in London? <3

Hellz Yeah! Then you could come do my US Tour with me! <3 My treat!

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What's the biggest lie you've ever told and gotten away with?

I don't like lies... if I can't tell someone the truth then I won't tell them anything at all. And anyone that lies to me, especially to my face, is not a friend I want to know. I'd rather know the be hurt by the truth briefly, then be living happily in or with a lie.

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Have you ever played the Marathon series of games, either on the old Mac systems OR using the Aelph One ports?

Erm, nope. Sorry

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Have you ever felt like you were in a box? If so, did you get out? How?

Honestly can't say that I have, though I have felt trapped more than once. Can't always say I've gotten out of it either, just that I've learnt to deal with it or work around it. I'm extremely adaptable when I have to be.

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Have you ever doubted your art? If so, how did you overcome that feeling?

I do it all the time, hun. Every time I pick up a pencil I doubt that I will be able to draw what's in my head. Every time I make a line I doubt it's in the right place. Every time I think I'm done I doubt that's the end of it. It just usually doesn't stop me trying. That's all we can really do, keep on trying, keep on practicing, keep on working to get what we're after.

"The greater the artist, the greater the doubt; perfect confidence is granted to the less talented as a consolation prize"
~ Rubert Hughes, Time

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Don't you hate it when you're having a nice chat with someone over a chat client, IM or text, and you suddenly fall asleep?

Never happens. Well, rarely happens. Has happened recently, but only for half hour or so, then I tell them I passed out and I have to go sleep now. Usually I tell them that -before- it gets to that point though. Usually. >.>

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