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Every fucking morning I surprise someone; because lo and behold, IT'S POSSIBLE to get off the tram, let the passengers who want out off the tram and THEN get back on again ZOMFGWTFRUSRSMindblown. Yes. So easy when you're standing IN THE FUCKING DOORWAY TOO.
Got up out of a seat and stood in the aisle waiting for the people to get off the tram at the train station. Didn't realise the hold up was people people were actually standing in the aisle and looking around dumbfoundedly.
The tiny asian lady in the aisle took one look at me and knew I wouldn't fit through and moved out of the way. The caucasian bitch behind her moved right in to the empty spot in the aisle and pointed at one of the empty seats next to where I was standing. "You wanna sit down?" ..."No, I wanna get of the fucking tram." .."Oh... *stands there awkwardly as people start getting on*" .. so I forced my way through. "I'M NOT EXACTLY SMALL HERE! For fuck's sake you stupid people-muttermuttershovepush.."
I think elbowed some other bitch in the tit trying to get through the door crowd but idgaf. People irritate the fuck out of me. If you're in the goddamn doorway get off the fucking train/tram/bus/etc. It will not leave with you RIGHT FUCKING THERE. I promise.
Also if you see me standing at the door, particularly on the tram, with my arm IN the doorway holding onto the rail and thus preventing the door from closing while I politely, and very fucking patiently, wait for people to get on/off... DO NOT STAND RIGHT BY MY HAND WHERE I'M GOING TO STAND SOON AS THE FLOOD IS OVER. Like fuck. Really? What do you honestly think I'm doing? Holding up the tram for my own sheer amusement? NO you stupid cunt, I'm doing it because I'm both haphephobic ("fear" of being touched) and claustrophobic (fear of enclosed spaces).
Got up out of a seat and stood in the aisle waiting for the people to get off the tram at the train station. Didn't realise the hold up was people people were actually standing in the aisle and looking around dumbfoundedly.
The tiny asian lady in the aisle took one look at me and knew I wouldn't fit through and moved out of the way. The caucasian bitch behind her moved right in to the empty spot in the aisle and pointed at one of the empty seats next to where I was standing. "You wanna sit down?" ..."No, I wanna get of the fucking tram." .."Oh... *stands there awkwardly as people start getting on*" .. so I forced my way through. "I'M NOT EXACTLY SMALL HERE! For fuck's sake you stupid people-muttermuttershovepush.."
I think elbowed some other bitch in the tit trying to get through the door crowd but idgaf. People irritate the fuck out of me. If you're in the goddamn doorway get off the fucking train/tram/bus/etc. It will not leave with you RIGHT FUCKING THERE. I promise.
Also if you see me standing at the door, particularly on the tram, with my arm IN the doorway holding onto the rail and thus preventing the door from closing while I politely, and very fucking patiently, wait for people to get on/off... DO NOT STAND RIGHT BY MY HAND WHERE I'M GOING TO STAND SOON AS THE FLOOD IS OVER. Like fuck. Really? What do you honestly think I'm doing? Holding up the tram for my own sheer amusement? NO you stupid cunt, I'm doing it because I'm both haphephobic ("fear" of being touched) and claustrophobic (fear of enclosed spaces).
I take public transport because I fucking HAVE to. It's the only way I can get to/from work. The only way I get around it, and it took me fucking YEARS of practise and repressing the natural urge to FUCKING PUNCH YOU IN THE GODDAMNED FUCKING SMUGASS FACE OF YOURS to be able to do it, is by standing at the exit where I can see out and get off at every stop to calm said urge. So how about you get the rest of your fucking head out of your fucking ass and use a bit of fucking curtesy and common fucking sense!
FUCKDAMNIT!!
FUCKDAMNIT!!
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Proudly brought to you by the only person in Adelaide that seems to have any fucking politeness instilled in them.
Proudly brought to you by the only person in Adelaide that seems to have any fucking politeness instilled in them.
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I swear if it wasnt for the fact I need an actual WAGE to (barely) pay all the bills and buy food occasionally because , you know, it's fucking necessary and shit... I would quit my fucking job, get on fucking disability for my mental problems, and hermit so hardcore they'll redefine the meaning of the word and study me for science so they can figure out someone can live without their goddamn monkey circle and still survive.
I swear if it wasnt for the fact I need an actual WAGE to (barely) pay all the bills and buy food occasionally because , you know, it's fucking necessary and shit... I would quit my fucking job, get on fucking disability for my mental problems, and hermit so hardcore they'll redefine the meaning of the word and study me for science so they can figure out someone can live without their goddamn monkey circle and still survive.
