where you been disposing of your leftover humans? I need to find a new corpse storage space

Left... over... huma--Oh, yeah, the bits you don't eat known as the bones. I crush them into powder and mix them with water and a bit of flour, then sell it as vampire makeup. The humans apparently love it, even though they think it's just a advertising gimmick. XD

What would you like to know, young Grasshopper?

Weird dream

I passed out, and didn't move, I have the impression of the bed imprinted on ny stomach and hand.

Had a dream that everyone was out to get me. I had my fur-form, and was flying/gliding around, killing time and waiting for something. Ended up waiting for the train, Pandy came to asK me something. I confirmed whatever fact she'd found out about me, then she burst into tears. Someone had told her I'd done something, and if she didn't believe them she should come ask me about this fact, if I confirmed it I was responsible for whatever terrible thing she was told.

Then I spent the rest of my dream running/flying/gliding/swimming from them. Or maybe trying to find them, and/or stop thus terrible thing. Ended up on some sort of obstacle course. Only I was going through it physically and everyone else was playing at home via the internet. It was like some sort of artist challenge. Way stations, 6 people -recognised KB, SA, Teradyne, Myself, Dunno the other two.

I ball crawled the path, every six "stations" was about 1 min of crawling. There were pictures of us/fursona, and "likes" where someone had been. I spend most of the course flying/gliding, and trying to figure it out, then spent a lot of time actually crawling on my belly along this "path" hitting/finding like buttons (damn facebook). Was being chased again cuz the time was up, but I kept going.



Then the garage door slammed and startled me awake. I hate it, but it made my move and stop laying on my hand, which is imprinted where I tucked it under my chin, and my stomach. Obviously didn't move til I woke.

And now back to bed with me. I'll figure it out in the morning. >_<;;
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Can toilets really flush backwards? Or do they just flush?

They just flush. They only go backwards if you're upsidedown with your head in 'em. =D

What would you like to know, young Grasshopper?

Which reminds me of a classic...

Mea says:

~poke~

Tempus Fugit says:

~giggles~

Mea says:

~waves~

 Taisheera has been added to the conversation.

Tempus Fugit says:

~wves~

Mea says:

~waves again~

Tempus Fugit says:

~thumbs up~

Taisheera says:

*Huggles Mea* Hey

Mea says:

~Huggles back~

Taisheera says:

just one question to get my sig image on Gaia how am i supposed to post my order form when it comes up "Permission Error"?

Mea says:

o.0

Tempus Fugit says:

O.o indeed

Taisheera says:

it's ok i'm stupid

Mea says:

~shakes her head~

Taisheera says:

ok it's there do i need to pay now????

Mea says:

~shakes her head again~

Taisheera says:

ok

Taisheera says:

my order is in

Mea says:

~nods and smiles happily~

Taisheera says:

i took in what you said and i thought that i would get you to create one for me

Taisheera says:

i'm going to pay for Cody's too so he can pay you back

Taisheera says:

is your phone on charger?

Mea says:

~nods~

Taisheera says:

good

Taisheera says:

i thought about messaging Leeza and Alarhnis but i thought Alarhnis would get annoyed today

Tempus Fugit says:

O.o you type alot

Taisheera says:

bah

Mea says:

^^;;

Taisheera says:

brb memo

Tempus Fugit says:

memo

Mea says:

~growls~

Taisheera says:

before his parents get back

Mea says:

~sighs and lays down, having none right now~

Taisheera says:

back

Taisheera says:

be calm adam bought 100 smokes today for tonight

Mea says:

~swivels one ear forward and smiles a lil~

Taisheera says:

lol

Mea says:

~rolls onto her side with a deep sigh~

Tempus Fugit says:

hey how bout we have a little game of D and D tonight as well

Taisheera says:

damn Maderine

Tempus Fugit says:

nothing too complecated

Tempus Fugit says:

just fun

Tempus Fugit says:

well.....................?

Mea says:

~shrugs softly~ Maybe

Taisheera says:

the mandy tastes horrid

Tempus Fugit says:

who's mandy?

Taisheera says:

adams bitch lol

Mea says:

~feels her eye twitch at the spastic in the other window~

Tempus Fugit says:

im not in the other window

Taisheera says:

who cody or me or is it Jamie *Elvish curses*

Taisheera says:

who is it?

Mea says:

Some random noob

Taisheera says:

add him or her in

Tempus Fugit says:

add him lol

Tempus Fugit says:

well scare it off

Taisheera says:

lol he he he "Insert evil larf here"

Mea says:

~holds up a fist full of claws, and says with an almost deadpan expression,~ And let me miss out on all the fun, I think not.

Taisheera says:

you can help too

Tempus Fugit says:

we take turns

Taisheera says:

tag team

Tempus Fugit says:

~runs up to tai~ your it

Taisheera says:

"Lets get ready to Ruuuuuuuuuuummmmmmmmbbbbbbbbbblllllllllleeeeeee"

Taisheera says:

*Walks up to Mea*Tag your it now

Mea says:

o.0 ~pokes Tai back~

Taisheera says:

*Then runs off*

Taisheera says:

damn

Tempus Fugit says:

too slow

Mea says:

^^

Taisheera says:

*edges over to cody* Tag your it *runs away giggling like a school girl in Leeza's sexy outfit*

Taisheera says:

please add the noob

Taisheera says:

or is it nood

Mea says:

he's gone quiet

Tempus Fugit says:

what did you say to it lol

Taisheera says:

he knows we're talking about him

Tempus Fugit says:

his ears arn't burning theve spontaniously combusted

Taisheera says:

it's aren't

Tempus Fugit says:

so what

Tempus Fugit says:

you still understood it

Taisheera says:

i know thats that bad part

Taisheera says:

why are you so quiet Mea?

Mea says:

~shrugs softly~

Mea says:

"Ramps81 says:

im almost a cop

Mea says:

almost?

Ramps81 says:

couple more interviews to go yet"

Taisheera says:

is he in Sa????

Mea says:

~nods~

Taisheera says:

or where?

Mea says:

TTP

Taisheera says:

what is he on about?

Taisheera says:

there is only one interview

Mea says:

^^

adam says:

i should know i've done it about three times already

Tempus Fugit says:

practise makes perfect

Mea says:

~gets a cheeky glint in her eye~

Taisheera says:

lol

Mea says:

"Mea says:

so how long you been training?

Ramps81 says:

a while

Mea says:

Bet you're pretty buff then, huh?"

Taisheera says:

add him in i wanna talk to him

Tempus Fugit says:

me too he's buff

Taisheera says:

calm down cody

Taisheera says:

he might not be gay

Taisheera says:

lol

Tempus Fugit says:

i'll change my name too sexy chik

Mea says:

~sniggers softly~

Taisheera says:

with big tits

Taisheera says:

and blonde hair

Tempus Fugit says:

with big boobs

Taisheera says:

sorry long blonde hair

Mea says:

And no IQ

Taisheera says:

blue eyes and 5'6"

Tempus Fugit says:

blue eyse

Tempus Fugit says:

sounds good

Tempus Fugit says:

send me in

Taisheera says:

so thats one brain cell or only 1/10?

Taisheera says:

or 0/10

Taisheera says:

please add him in please

Taisheera says:

even i'm interested if he's buff and sexcy

Sexy Chick says:

i am now a sexy chick

Taisheera says:

oooh instant sex change

Mea says:

~giggles madly~

Sexy Chick says:

yes no mess

Taisheera says:

rofl

Mea says:

not permenant either. That's a bonus

Taisheera says:

no messy operations

Taisheera says:

or hormone treatments

Taisheera says:

please add him in god damn you

Sexy Chick says:

so i like candles along the beach and walk along dinner

Taisheera says:

no it's cadle lite beachs and a long walk along dinner

Sexy Chick says:

hi im candy call me now

Mea says:

~giggles even more~

Taisheera says:

i so can't read i saw that as candle

Taisheera says:

whats his name???

Sexy Chick says:

im ready to be ignited by your flame

Mea says:

~shrugs~

Taisheera says:

oh baby oh baby

Sexy Chick says:

ok let me turn off sexy chick mode

Taisheera says:

make sure Velkar doesn't talk to him

Mea says:

Velk's not here atm.

Taisheera says:

good

Tempus fuckit says:

lol

Taisheera says:

fuckit

Mea says:

Mea says:

~bites her lips and ponders for a moment~ Wanna meet a couple of my friends?

Ramps81 says:

who?

Mea says:

Couple of hot single chicks. ~shrugs softly~ You don't have too, they're just curious. One of them really likes cops.

Taisheera says:

what did he say?

Mea says:

Ramps81 says:

lol, tell me more

Mea says:

Might wanna engage that sexy chick m-- lol

Sexy Chick says:

ok

Sexy Chick says:

engage

Mea says:

de

Mea says:

Engaged

Mea says:

you're one step ahead of me.

Taisheera says:

lol

Taisheera says:

i think this name is ok

Sexy Chick says:

im so horny

Taisheera says:

empharsis on think

Taisheera says:

me so horny

Mea says:

alright... ready?

Sexy Chick says:

ok

Taisheera says:

yup

Sexy Chick says:

all read

Sexy Chick says:

y

 Ramps81 has been added to the conversation.

Taisheera says:

hi

Sexy Chick says:

hey

Ramps81 says:

hello

Mea says:

~giggles~

Taisheera says:

sush Mea

Taisheera says:

how are you?

Ramps81 says:

great thanx, how bout you?

Taisheera says:

i'm good

Ramps81 says:

so what u do

Sexy Chick says:

im good too

Ramps81 says:

where are ya

Taisheera says:

i work at the moment and i'm hoping to get into the police

Taisheera says:

i live at Highbury near ttp

Ramps81 says:

good work, im hoping too

Ramps81 says:

lol, im near tp too

Taisheera says:

this is the third year i've applied

Taisheera says:

where?

Ramps81 says:

modbury

Taisheera says:

k

Ramps81 says:

how come u didnt get in? , how old r u ?

Taisheera says:

20

Ramps81 says:

u got a pic?

Taisheera says:

first and second time i didn't pass the entrance exam the third i did but didn't pass the interview

Ramps81 says:

bugger hey, not as easy as ppl think hey

Taisheera says:

wasn't wearing the right stuff and i didn't give good answers

Taisheera says:

i know

Taisheera says:

i was the only one who from SA in the group that passed the exam the rest where from NSW

Taisheera says:

there where only four of us that passed then

Ramps81 says:

good work, 

Ramps81 says:

u got a pic?

Taisheera says:

sorry don't have one or a cam to take on or webcam

Sexy Chick says:

hey just thought i would include my self here

Taisheera says:

*steps back to Let Sexy chick in*

Ramps81 says:

u must have sum thing

Taisheera says:

soory i don't

Ramps81 says:

whats ur name

Taisheera says:

Tai

Sexy Chick says:

well i stand half naked on a beach wile peolple take pictures of me but if dont want talk to me thats fine

Taisheera says:

sorry so tired i had to think about it

Ramps81 says:

we will chat with ya

Sexy Chick says:

oh ok

Ramps81 says:

where u from?, & what do you do

Ramps81 says:

how old r u

Sexy Chick says:

im from glenelg and i model

Sexy Chick says:

and im 222

Sexy Chick says:

22

Taisheera says:

lol you old fart

Ramps81 says:

yeah, tell me more

Ramps81 says:

lol

Mea says:

~giggles~

Taisheera says:

she has big boobs

Taisheera says:

*Falls off the chair laughting at that one*

Sexy Chick says:

there not that big

Taisheera says:

personal joke

Taisheera says:

so whats your name?

Ramps81 says:

keith

Ramps81 says:

how bout you tempus

Sexy Chick says:

my name i mandy

Sexy Chick says:

is*

Ramps81 says:

cool

Ramps81 says:

what do you model?

Sexy Chick says:

clothes little ones

Ramps81 says:

mmm ok

Taisheera says:

rally litle ones

Sexy Chick says:

i hate working on cold days though

Taisheera says:

fripples?

Mea says:

~sniggers~

Mea says:

You know you love it.

Sexy Chick says:

maybe

Taisheera says:

the photographer does

Taisheera says:

so what do you d Keith?

Taisheera says:

do*

Sexy Chick says:

no they are mostly chicks but the other day we had a guy

Ramps81 says:

i work in admin at the moment, call center type setup

Taisheera says:

where?

Taisheera says:

what company

Sexy Chick says:

ah yeah

Ramps81 says:

in the city

Mea says:

I do admin.

Mea says:

I mean, I used too.

Ramps81 says:

so where is all ya pics girls

Taisheera says:

like i said i don't have one

Taisheera says:

can't get one

Ramps81 says:

mandy must have 1 , surley

Ramps81 says:

)

Sexy Chick says:

and mine are not on this computer damn it

Mea says:

lemme see if I still have that pic of us at the beach somewhere on disk here.

Sexy Chick says:

no not that one thats terrible

Ramps81 says:

lol , have a look

Taisheera says:

i was haveing such a bad hair day and i was cranky cause it was......

Mea says:

You're always cranky on bad hair days, that's why you get me to do your hair before we go anywhere.

Taisheera says:

true

Mea says:

I swear, without me, I have no idea what you two would do.

Taisheera says:

oh yeah

Sexy Chick says:

you found that pic yet

Mea says:

nope, not quite... I found a different one, but you really don't want that on the net tai. ~giggles~

Taisheera says:

nope

Sexy Chick says:

tai what about you, you should have a pic

Sexy Chick says:

i just wish i could get on my other computer

Ramps81 says:

would love to see what u all look like?

Taisheera says:

let me look throught the computer

Ramps81 says:

anyof ya single?

Ramps81 says:

Sexy Chick says:

i am

Ramps81 says:

all right, cool

Ramps81 says:

and ur 22 yeah

Sexy Chick says:

yeah

Ramps81 says:

mmm nice

Ramps81 says:

u live uo to ur name?

Sexy Chick says:

well i like to think so

Ramps81 says:

find that pic , let me see

Taisheera says:

hold on

Ramps81 says:

ok

Taisheera says:

there you go

Ramps81 says:

can u send it to me?

Ramps81 says:

cant really seeit

Sexy Chick says:

found the pic yet

Mea says:

Oh! I found one!

Sexy Chick says:

really which one

Mea says:

The one of you in that pink bikini, remember?

Sexy Chick says:

i have like 5 pink bikinis lol

Taisheera says:

which one is it i can't remember

Mea says:

Uhm, the shimmery one... that sorta changed color in the light...?

Taisheera says:

oh that one i like that one i might put it on now

Sexy Chick says:

i think i remember

Mea says:

Lemme upload it and I'll link y'all.

Sexy Chick says:

ok

Taisheera says:

ok

Mea says:

~sighs~ I hate dial up. I am really gonna hafta poke Jon into getting Broadband.

Mea says:

OH, there we go... it's uploaded.

Mea says:

http://i12.tinypic.com/2m49mcg.png

Sexy Chick says:

oh that one right

Sexy Chick says:

i remember that

Taisheera says:

oh yeah

Taisheera says:

i had such fat legs then

Taisheera says:

i so needed to do my hair

Mea says:

I can't believe you guys actually got me to wear that white bikini that day too. OMG, the things you could see once you're drenched me with that water.

Mea says:

you'd*

Taisheera says:

i know but the guys at the beach weren't complaining

Ramps81 says:

ok so who is who

Sexy Chick says:

im the one in pink

Mea says:

I'm on the left, in the white.

Taisheera says:

dark hair

Ramps81 says:

wow

Taisheera says:

ok guys i'll brb need a drink

Sexy Chick says:

yeah i need to do my hair brb got a job tonight

Mea says:

~sighs~ Look at my butt.

Ramps81 says:

mmmm

Mea says:

 Sorry, I shouldn't have said that.

Ramps81 says:

lol

Ramps81 says:

ur all pretty nice hey

Ramps81 says:

Tai , is very nice

Mea says:

Yeah, she should have been a model too, but she didn't wanna.

Ramps81 says:

she is gorgeous, can imagine her in uniform

Sexy Chick says:

im back

Mea says:

welcome back babe

Taisheera says:

i'm bak now too i had a call of nature

Sexy Chick says:

oh

Mea says:

Welcome back to you too Hun

Taisheera says:

we are having a beach party down at glenelg with all are HOT friends in bikinis soon adn we're going to get drunk

Taisheera says:

Mea says:

Do I have to wear that purple strappy number again?

Taisheera says:

well it is your most sexy number

Sexy Chick says:

no love i though it was going to be a colour theme

Taisheera says:

it will be good it hardly covers you breats

Taisheera says:

breasts*

Sexy Chick says:

and i though that colour was blue

Taisheera says:

blue is in purple

Mea says:

Or I could wear the red one... that's just as tiny?

Mea says:

Though it's a g-string on bottom.

Sexy Chick says:

oh well couple of drinks and you proberly wont be wearing it anyway

Mea says:

~giggles~ True

Taisheera says:

maybe not you remember the last time you wore it you got sand in there

Mea says:

I get drunk sooooo quickly

Sexy Chick says:

me 2

Taisheera says:

you cadbry

Mea says:

~giggles again~

Mea says:

I can't help it. Hand me a drink and I forget that it's alcohol, and just... drink away til there's nothing left.

Taisheera says:

me to honey

Ramps81 says:

piss pot, that great

Taisheera says:

are you getting fresh with us???

Ramps81 says:

lol, nah just with you sweetie

Taisheera says:

i feel so special

Ramps81 says:

well ya never know!!

Sexy Chick says:

that reminds me tai did you pick the stuff up for the party

Taisheera says:

sugar

Taisheera says:

we'll get it soon

Mea says:

~giggles again~ Maybe I shouldn't have had this third drink... not before the party.

Taisheera says:

if i remember it's byo drink

Taisheera says:

honey you shouldn't have started drinking at all cause the parties next weekend

Mea says:

o.0

Sexy Chick says:

lol didnt you get the memo

Sexy Chick says:

changed weekends again

Mea says:

bugger... so I'm just gonna sit home on my own and get drunk by myself again then, am I?

Taisheera says:

you it's my job i have to wok early tomorrow

Taisheera says:

nope we'll come over and have a pillow fight

Sexy Chick says:

no i will come over after the photo shoot

Taisheera says:

in our jamies

Ramps81 says:

hey stop teasing girls

Taisheera says:

we do this all the time

Mea says:

Actually ~giggles drunkly~ They're serious.

Sexy Chick says:

lovey how many drinks have you had

Mea says:

uhm....

Taisheera says:

can you count them on one hand or two?

Mea says:

I hold up what I think is one hand, but it always ends up being two... I can't count straight.

Ramps81 says:

you all seem pretty cool

Sexy Chick says:

we like to think so

Sexy Chick says:

so Mea what are you drinking?

Taisheera says:

Vodka cordial?

Taisheera says:

or known as Cruisers

Mea says:

Southern right now, but it was bacardi before... and I think once I'm outta this, it's gonna be... that midori stuff...

Mea says:

Left overs from last time y'all were here.

Taisheera says:

didn't we take it with us damn

Mea says:

~giggles~ Nope, you missed a few.

Taisheera says:

a few????? by the sounds of all or it

Sexy Chick says:

save some for me when i get there

Mea says:

Don't worry, Jon left the key to the liquor cabinet behind again.

Taisheera says:

yay

Sexy Chick says:

silly man

Mea says:

~giggles~

Sexy Chick says:

dosnt he know i can pick locks

Mea says:

~spills her drink on her shirt~ Dangnabbit.

Ramps81 says:

well take it off

Mea says:

Imma have to now. ~takes it off and throws it towards the laundry~

Mea says:

Fripples.

Sexy Chick says:

lol

Taisheera says:

you had to do it when we weren't there

Mea says:

hehe, don't worry, I'm sure there will be at least one repeat performance after you guys get here.

Taisheera says:

thats true

Sexy Chick says:

at least

Taisheera says:

no doudt with us to as well

Mea says:

*giggles* Maybe more

Mea says:

*winks at Tai*

Taisheera says:

*Giggles Madly and winks back*

Ramps81 says:

ohh really , what u taking off Tai??

Ramps81 says:

Taisheera says:

no doudt i'll spill my drink too but all down me and have to take shirt and pants off

Mea says:

hehehe, maybe if you're lucky I'll spill my drink other places again as well.

Sexy Chick says:

no you waste the booze

Taisheera says:

maybe *Winks madly which looks like and epileptic fit

Taisheera says:

*

Ramps81 says:

maybe Tai can come round here and spill her drink

Sexy Chick says:

maybe we can all spill our drinks...................on you

Taisheera says:

*mouth falls open and is lost for words*

Sexy Chick says:

then you will have to take something off

Taisheera says:

*Mouth moves but no words come out*

Ramps81 says:

well......

Taisheera says:

ummmmmm.............

Mea says:

*giggles* Come on Tai... *siddles up to her and puts her arm around Tai's shoulder, resting her head on her shoulder*

Ramps81 says:

i dont think you would need to spill drinks

Sexy Chick says:

oh

Taisheera says:

*Puts her hand on Meas thigh* Ok honey

Mea says:

*giggles,then purrs in her ear* You should come over now.

Taisheera says:

*Gets shivers up her spine* ohhhhhhh......

Mea says:

*smiles at Mandy* Both of you.

Taisheera says:

*watches as Mandy sits on both our laps

Taisheera says:

*

Taisheera says:

we're going to leave soon

 Sexy Chick has left the conversation.

 Sexy Chick has been added to the conversation.

Taisheera says:

ok?

Sexy Chick says:

wow my internet went funny

Mea says:

You should just leave it, and come round here Babe.

Ramps81 says:

cool, was great chatting to you all

Sexy Chick says:

ok i will call work now then

Mea says:

~giggles~ Yay.

Taisheera says:

ok are you going?

Sexy Chick says:

damn i have to go in for some meating thing

Mea says:

oh noes.

Sexy Chick says:

ok got to been really nice talking to you

Mea says:

We'll still see you tonight, though right?

Sexy Chick says:

~waves at ramps81~

Ramps81 says:

bye bye

Ramps81 says:

be good

 Sexy Chick has left the conversation.

Taisheera says:

she will

 Taisheera has left the conversation.

Ramps81 says:

Tai is Gorgeous , thanks for the chat with her!!

Mea says:

Isn't she. She looks sooooo much better in person too.

Ramps81 says:

i bet, hopefully one day i might get the chance to meet her

Mea says:

hehe.... hmm.. I need another drink.. brb

Ramps81 says:

ok

Mea says:

~giggles~ I think I put too much in here, but I'm still typing straight, right?

Ramps81 says:

lol ,

Ramps81 says:

so there heading ova to your place hey

Mea says:

yup

Ramps81 says:

where bouts r u again

Mea says:

atm?

Ramps81 says:

live

Mea says:

Glenelg.

Ramps81 says:

ans sexy chick

Ramps81 says:

fair drive for Tai??

Mea says:

Mandy lives three streets over.

Ramps81 says:

cool, that works out ok then hey

Mea says:

mhmm

Ramps81 says:

Tai is a very nice looking girl, and she seems pretty cool too

Mea says:

~giggles~ I know, she's one of my best friends.

Mea says:

If you catch my drift. ~giggles more!

Ramps81 says:

lucky you hey, she is beautiful

Ramps81 says:

u girls get upto no good hey

Mea says:

~giggles~ Sometimes,

Ramps81 says:

mmmmm

Ramps81 says:

dont say that, i will wanna meet ya's all

Mea says:

^^;

Mea says:

Maybe sometime you can come join us. ~giggles again~

Ramps81 says:

sounds too good to be true

Ramps81 says:

wouldnt mind meeting up with Tai though

Mea says:

mmm, she sounds pretty sweet on you too sugar.

Ramps81 says:

cool, will have to get to know her a bit better then hey

Ramps81 says:

see how we go, would be nice to have a really good woman

Ramps81 says:

well have a great night

Ramps81 says:

will catch u round soon,  say hello to Tai when she gets there, and i will chat to her soon

Mea says:

Alright hun. Nice to meet you. I'll let her know.

Ramps81 says:

yeah nice meeting all of you guys too, 

Mea says:

*Tai walks in and puts her hands on Mea's Boobs*Hey Mea

Mea says:

~giggles~

Ramps81 says:

oh yeah nice one

Ramps81 says:

now i know how to greet u girls

Ramps81 says:

lol

Mea says:

Tai:You know how you said that we should be together? What makes you think that i like guys anyway?

Ramps81 says:

you didn't say anthing otherwise until now!!!