If you could change the universe in anyway possible what are the first five things you'd do?

Can I nuke it and start again? Seriously, at least let me nuke the earth and start that again. Then I'd repopulate it with animals and the chosen few survivors I hand picked. Then I'd make it pretty again. Then I'd make Pluto a planet again. Then I'd move the nearest alien colony nearer (after changing their alignment to friendly) and then I'd see how that goes. Humans have to stop being an arrogant cancer upon this planet. >_>

What would you like to know, young Grasshopper?