If given the opportunity, would you perform as a magicians assistant and, if so, what illusion/trick would you most like to assist in?

Screw being the assistant. I wanna be the Magician. The amount of magic-related "crap" my Mum bought me as a child. Only problem is that now I'm an adult I believe in different magic, and illusions have lost their whimsy. Thanks Chris Angel, you really are a douchebag

What would you like to know, young Grasshopper?