No, I like stories. They make for wonderful reading. On the note of reading, do you read books for pleasure, or are you the kind of person who reads only if they have to?

I love reading for pleasure, but it's gotta be something that really takes my fancy. I haven't been to a library in years, but I have a large collection of books that I'm quite happy to read over and over again. And I have a friend at work who's into the same sort of stuff as me, and he loans me books.

What would you like to know, young Grasshopper?